This is just a quick site I made in half hour, so unfortunately I haven't really spent any time writing funny witty text. If anyone wants to help with that, please, send a pull request to the repo.
This site is not associated with the IKEA group. We're just using names of their products and assigning them to places.
This is a sister project of the What🖕3🖕Fucks project, where the algorithms and attributions are explanined throughoutly. But be warned! You will not find furniture there, but rude-sounding language instead!